Finally

A show worth attending. The next time you are in the San Francisco area, be sure to check out Mandonna.

How's your ass?

Do you have a chafing problem? Does it feel as though you balls have been dipped in hot sauce? Is three days of camping more than your nether regions can take? Help is on the way. Check out this and this.

Directions

"Goin over the bridge, goin over the bridge, goin over the bridge and BAM. . . . I got a dick made o' gold. I am a dickman D-I-C-K-E-M-A-N." The wisdom of Larry Williams of 3-0-2 Brown Street. 4 minute movie with too much gold to detail. Check it out, but not at work.

Another attack on Kerry's record

This one looks pretty credible.

They still let Tyson fight . . .

. . . but apparently, some people have a big problem with this. I bet these pugilists have never bitten off an ear.

Straight Talk from George W.

Well . . . . kinda. Just watch it. Fucking hilarious.

The newest Viking

You probably have heard about this already, but the best team in the NFL just got better. The Vikings have signed former professional wrestler Brock Lesnar. Apparently, Lesnar is going to be training camp roomates with Chris Hovan. Hopefully, Lesnar can teach Hovan how to wrestle. For all of the haters who want to dismiss him, consider that he is 6-foot-3, 290-pounds, benches 475 lbs., squats 695 lbs., runs a 4.7 40 and has a 35 inch vertical leap. He also won an NCAA championship in "real" wrestling. I see an F5 in Brett Farve's future.

Mmmmm. . . . Smarty Jones

Those wacky Japanese. Forget strawberry, chocolate, and vanilla. If you really want to satisfy your ice cream urges, you should try horse flesh. According to this purveyor, it even includes hunks of raw horse meat.
Yummy!!!

No reason left to watch the convention.

According to Defamer, Triumph was tossed from DNC. Apparently Triumph was there shooting a new doucmentary. If you don't know who Triumph is, then recognize fool.