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I am outta here for my sister-in-law's wedding. Have a great 4th of July. Glorify our great nation by blowing some shit up. (Preferably fireworks and not your house, place of employment, post office, favorite pet, etc.) See you on the 6th.
I cannot think of a better way to immortalize Tupac, Biggie, and Eazy-E than a Pez dispenser in their likeness. The people at Pez Inc. are so ignorant.
This will take a little while to load, but is definitely worth the wait. These are outtakes from a informational movie about Winnebagos. Sounds pretty benign, but I guarantee that you will love the Winnebago Man You must have the sound turned up, but exercise caution at work.
Umm. I really don't even know what to say about this. Probably isn't all that safe for work, I guess. Be sure to scroll down the the bottom to check out the gallery. If you ever see one of these in real life, that just so happens to be green, I think you would be best off avoiding it.
Just for clarification purposes, anyone has the right to post whatever they want, politics included. The whole idea was that this would be a forum for all of us to say whatever the fuck we want. Free speech is, however, a two way street. Included with the right to post whatever you want, is the right to mock the fuck out of whoever posted it, attack them, their families, their beliefs etc. until they shut up. We are all assholes, post whatever you want, then fight like cats and dogs.
P.S. Seriously though, drop the fucking politics and make me laugh damn you.
If you haven't ever played with one, a potato gun can be a helluva lot of fun. Apparently, they can be dangersous too. Ah, what the hell. Have fun.
I had been giving Fike a bunch of shit about what a whore Mary-Kate is, but then it hit me. I didn't really know for sure which one was right for me. My suspicions were confirmed. I stand by my original opinion.
I don't need Wu Tang financial to know that it might be time to diversify the portfolio.
Why don't you dress the cabana boy? Clark has a bottle of cherry flavored Cabana Boy that was a gift from Robmo. Gayest liquor ever.
I watched some of the Chicago v. Cleveland game last night. Am I the only one that hadn't heard about the baseball player with a name this funny?
I don't know if Suburban Auto group is real, but I am going to do whatever it takes to ensure that my next rig comes equipped with a trunk monkey.
Check out the frequently asked questions regarding adding a zombie to your fantasy baseball team.
Some of this stuff is really funny. They are transcripts from some guy that does cybersex pranks. Some of these are very raunchy. You were warned.
I am so excited that HBO, in their wisdom, has chosen to pick up a second season of the Ali G show. If you have never seen the show, I can promise that you will enjoy it.
This late night comedy series stars British chameleon Sacha Baron Cohen, who travels across America in the guise of one of three totally different characters. Cohen's primary alter-ego is Ali G, who calls himself a "hip-hop journalist," but who's really a suburban would be gangster rapper. When Cohen isn't putting Ali G and his guests in "unusual and often delightfully uncomfortable situations", he's shedding his gansta track-suit attire and slipping into the characters of two other memorable characters: Borat, a incredibly naive TV "reporter" from Kazakhstan, and Bruno, an effeminate Austrian fashion reporter.
Check out the Bios and Video Clips. This show is solid gold.
Check out these pics. DUI destruction inflicted by a drunken one armed man. How does one get this intoxicated?
Apparently Buckly's roomate William has started getting mail. He recieved an information package from Evangilest Leroy Jenkins that promised William a more abundant life in Christ Jesus. Also included was a ketchup packet filled with anointed water (which is also available for sale.)
I am not sure how Leroy got William's name, W. likes to keep a low profile. One possible clue might be the fact that William misspelled his own last name again.
Wait until they hear the tracks I’ve laid down. I make Eminem look like Craig Ehlo.
Nothing too funny about this article except the headline
I take that back. Some of the content is pretty funny too.
They also examined the DNA of Asian wild half-asses and wild African asses.
This is incredible if you have never seen it. You think of a dictator or sitcom character, and based on your answer to yes or no questions, it will guess their identity.
Idi Amin says, "You got yourself a stew goin."
I cannot believe that I never heard about this website the entire time I lived in Tennessee. As far as I can tell, this isn't a joke.
Don't pay those riduculous prices at retail stores. Make your very own sock monkey. Sock poo for the mokey to fling is strictly optional.
Probably better know as Larry of Larry, Daryll, and Daryll fame. William Sanderson earned a Juris Doctarate degree from Memphis State, but passed up on taking the bar exam so that he could be E.B. Farnum.
Raw feed of current searches on Metafilter. The internet is a fucked up place. Once I saw someone searching for Stevie Nix Luci Lawless Burrito Roundup.
I am not too positive what this is about, but I am positive that X Gon Give It To Ya
. . . William? Find out more about him here. The best part is that Fike's bourbon addled brain doesn't know how to spell Fountain.
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