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"Goin over the bridge, goin over the bridge, goin over the bridge and BAM. . . . I got a dick made o' gold. I am a dickman D-I-C-K-E-M-A-N." The wisdom of Larry Williams of 3-0-2 Brown Street. 4 minute movie with too much gold to detail. Check it out, but not at work.
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HOLY CRAP!
dude, i can't believe you found this in such good quality! a friend of mine was working in tennessee about 6 years ago where he was given a vhs copy-of-a-copy-of-a-copy-of-a-etc... the picture is terrible but the audio has made me and lots of others cry too many time to count.
BEAUTIFUL.
steve
I found it by lookin on the internet. I was lookin for it, lookin for it, lookin for it, lookin for it and BAM! Right there it was.
Ah,,Jeremy and his nearly omnipotent internet search skills which he tends to humorously downplay into slight condescension towards those who praise him for it.
I only wish to add, dear Amonymous, that we too only had the rather shittily bootlegged video, and in fact had nearly forgotten about it over the past couple of years. (Though such a statement is inherently ridiculous; who among us who have witnessed this amazing footage can truly claim to have eradicated this man with a dick that goes 'round the clock from our sub-psyches, I ask? Who among us cam claim not to have resisted punctuating our occasional streetside encounters with some sort of one-sylabble onomatopoetic eptithet for emphsis, I ask? Who among us can claim to have not wished to specify the size, length and , let's just say ...prowess of our genitals in enormously exxagerative terms to complete stangers? No man is that strong; no man is a fortress unto himself. Larry Williams is YOU ...and you and I are Larry Williams.
Forgive my philosophic interlude; it's only that this video strikes right at the heart of who we are at Human Beings and it frankly moves me greatly - to tears in fact, as Anonymous so eloquently and truthfully earlier.
Let me step back from the abyss of joy for one moment and say; Yes it is great quality, and Jeremy deserves quite a hearty pat on the back. Don't be modest J-MO - you've got skills. It's OK to acknowledge them. Don't hide behind your fake screen name any longer!!!!
As Larry might have said once, "It's not the representation of the soul that matters quite as much as the widest gap-toothed shiteating grin and obvious insanity that really puts the impression across."
Oop. I mean, "Say, you fellows want me to stop by tonight, hang out or somethin'?"
Um, no Larry, we won't at home tonight.
More info at http://www.rookiecardthemovie.com/larry.html
Just got a response from the man getting the directions that finally explains where it all came from!
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