How's your ass?

Do you have a chafing problem? Does it feel as though you balls have been dipped in hot sauce? Is three days of camping more than your nether regions can take? Help is on the way. Check out this and this.

Directions

"Goin over the bridge, goin over the bridge, goin over the bridge and BAM. . . . I got a dick made o' gold. I am a dickman D-I-C-K-E-M-A-N." The wisdom of Larry Williams of 3-0-2 Brown Street. 4 minute movie with too much gold to detail. Check it out, but not at work.

Another attack on Kerry's record

This one looks pretty credible.

They still let Tyson fight . . .

. . . but apparently, some people have a big problem with this. I bet these pugilists have never bitten off an ear.