Ashy To Classy

SEE THIS. NOW.

2005-08-06T16:17:00.001-04:00

Let me retry here - I accidentally dropped that one in before I was done. Just see '>this if you like anything at all about the look of 70's film, good writing, arty directing w/o being MTVish or just good stark horror. As one reviewer stated, "If Tobe Hooper had made Natural Born Killers in 1973, this is what it would look like. " And the website's pretty interesting too. Features what appears to be gratuitous porn to tie in with Ken Foree's character from the film. No chicken fuckers allowed, though - and they're DROIDS, not robots. Mr. Zombie, currently making good on the Ozzfest tour is showing that he's got alot more talent than most people gave him credit for. Hell, you can even join the army! And who wouldn't wanna do that these days!!!

SEE THIS. NOW.

2005-08-06T16:17:00.000-04:00

I don't even care if you don't like Scary Movies. If you even like the look of 70's films

SEALAB VIDEO GAME

2004-12-28T09:00:00.000-05:00

My goodness. Isn't this exciting? PC only though you video game fags. Can't find the little chain anymore due to clearly shoddy maintenance of this poor site and certainly not my ignorance. So here's the direct link.

http://www.adultswim.com/games/powerplay/sweetmayhem/index.html

The future of music - Zachary Allen?

2004-10-27T09:52:00.000-04:00

Oh dear gOd.

GI JOE PSAs updated!

2004-10-25T21:25:00.000-04:00

Click here to watch these fucking funny GI Joe PSA announcements redone. Very odd and random-the way I like it. We all know Cobra Commander Fountain will love em! here

Blog killed by idot poster:Ashy To Classy

2004-10-13T11:49:00.000-04:00

Today marks the one month anniversary for posting to Ashy To Classy
The blogger know as Juniper_fuel has drove the last nail in its coffin, with his post of: "Flatulent Canine?" Just goes to show bad post, posters lead to dead blogs (Note: This blog to be read and commented on by no one.)

Flatulent Canine?

2004-09-13T09:03:00.000-04:00

Then you need the Dogone Thong!

Culinary Home Page

2004-09-08T15:40:00.000-04:00

This site has every nutritional fact you ever needed to know...and some great recipes too!!

This is not a bash!

2004-09-07T10:14:00.000-04:00

This is just plain funny. I know that Slayer is behind him 100%.

The essence of the Juniper life

2004-09-02T16:14:00.000-04:00

Ride your elephant along the edge of the sword
The sun rises at midnight
Clouds of dust rise over the ocean
Pass the bottle

The Apex of Creativity Stemming from Boredom

2004-09-02T12:57:00.000-04:00

Where the hell did this originate?

Speaking of the perfect profession....

2004-09-01T19:21:00.000-04:00

Thanks to this article on TSG, if I ever meet a Canadian man with one gigantic forearm, I won't have to ask him what he does for a living.

Finally

2004-09-01T12:00:00.000-04:00

A show worth attending. The next time you are in the San Francisco area, be sure to check out Mandonna.

False sense of...what?

2004-08-31T13:51:00.000-04:00

Drinking and sleeping on the job? Sounds like the perfect profession.

They've got DNA tests for everything!

2004-08-31T11:16:00.000-04:00

Dave's got da poop!

How's your ass?

2004-08-30T14:40:00.000-04:00

Do you have a chafing problem? Does it feel as though you balls have been dipped in hot sauce? Is three days of camping more than your nether regions can take? Help is on the way. Check out this and this.

Directions

2004-08-25T15:36:00.000-04:00

"Goin over the bridge, goin over the bridge, goin over the bridge and BAM. . . . I got a dick made o' gold. I am a dickman D-I-C-K-E-M-A-N." The wisdom of Larry Williams of 3-0-2 Brown Street. 4 minute movie with too much gold to detail. Check it out, but not at work.

Check It Out

2004-08-25T09:10:00.000-04:00

This shit is funny.
http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/war.html
That will be all for now.

Yeah, TV Club

Another attack on Kerry's record

2004-08-24T10:46:00.000-04:00

This one looks pretty credible.

Hitting Close to Home

2004-08-17T08:43:00.000-04:00

Every Tuesday I make a point of reading the Week in Review on the Harpers website. I thought that my other friends that enjoy a life of couchbound sloth would enjoy this excerpt:

A 480-pound Florida woman who had not left her couch for six years died when doctors attempted to separate her from the couch, which was fused to her body.

That fat bitch was totally dedicated to a life of sloth. It makes me feel better about me.

HATE MAIL

2004-08-15T13:41:00.000-04:00

OK, everyone should read this. It's a hilarious new play, yes PLAY (I know, immediate turn off but wait) a parody of the old "Love letters" play made by none other than Bill Corbett, the really sharp mean relacement for Crow on the last four years of MST 3000...you may know him better as the pasty "Brain Guy." Regardless of whether you like the premise of that show or not, this shit is funny as hell. I strongly urge you to pony up the 6.95 to buy the script, but...you can look at the first 55 pages for free. It's called, yes, "Hate Mail," and let me assure you that you will laugh. And laugh. Very intelligent, yet oddly immature stuff. Just like I like it.

The worst looking TV program ever

2004-08-11T15:18:00.000-04:00

I went to the movies last night to see napoleon dynamite. It was a funny flick. Unfortunately I had to endure ass tons of previews for NBC's new fall line up of steaming shit prior to the film. One piece of shit really seemed to stink more than the others. Father of the Pride really looks like the worst TV concept ever. The story appears to center around Sigfried and Roy's fucking tigers and the mischief that they get into in their spare time. You really have to credit Montecore w/ this project. If he hadn't mauled that eurotrash fag the brass @ NBC would have never considered bringing this piece of doo doo to the market place. It will be interesting how many episodes of this shit sandwich america will have to eat b4 it goes the way of Pedro Zamora.

Network television keeps getting worse.

War Arrested Development
War Aqua Teen Hungerforce

Even More Dave Chapelle.....

2004-08-10T13:08:00.000-04:00

We all just can't get enough Dave Chapelle - am I right?

Well, we should all be able to get a quick fix over Labor Day Weekend.
Thank God for TiVo and my husband's desire to pay insane amounts of $$ in order to have access to entirely too many TV channels.

Operation Hero Miles - Official Website

2004-08-09T03:42:00.000-04:00

Operation Hero Miles - Official Website

a couple weeks ago I flew with a kid from atlanta into pittsburg. he blew out his knee playing football and couldn't afford Pitt so was on his way home from infantry bootcamp in georgia for recruiting time. then off to Iraq.

by now he's the fifth man in a soft armored chrysler hummer. his drill sergeants told him how to vote. and how incredibly vulnerable this vehicle is.
there are correct times for war

right·eous: Morally upright; Without guilt or sin: a righteous parishioner; In accordance with virtue or morality.

this isn't one of them

prof·it: An advantageous gain or return, benefit; The return received on a business undertaking after all operating expenses have been met.

because

oil: Any of numerous mineral, vegetable, petroleum and synthetic substances and animal and vegetable fats that are generally slippery, combustible, viscous, liquid or liquefiable at room temperatures, soluble in various organic solvents such as ether but not in water, and used in a great variety of products, especially lubricants and fuels.

please see: profit.

we were landing. this guy was away whatever couple weeks. he's nineteen. very gungho. until: we're talking and he interrupts me and says, know what I am? home.

his president cut his bonus. his benefits. his coverage as a veteran.

we can get him a vacation.

help bring him home if you can.

better than baseball

2004-08-09T02:25:00.000-04:00

ProgressivePunch: Home

good night funny man

2004-08-07T02:35:00.000-04:00

Dead or Alive? - Rick James

local news had a really awesome helicopter shot of them wheeling the body out of his house. want to go classy? got to go west.

Yes!

2004-08-03T13:37:00.000-04:00

Great news for all of you Chappelle fans out there... Dave has sign a deal with Comedy Central for two more seasons!!!

JAM ON IT.

2004-08-02T19:25:00.000-04:00

Hey, people out there who like.....music! There's a little teensy event going down in Holland with some of the finest musicians I've ever had the pleasure to witness all in one place. Check it. It may be one of the only places I feel safe to have a "good time" in public anymore. Perhaps that is because of an experience I had a few weekends back...read more! It's fun!

They still let Tyson fight . . .

2004-08-02T11:54:00.000-04:00

. . . but apparently, some people have a big problem with this. I bet these pugilists have never bitten off an ear.

Straight Talk from George W.

2004-07-30T08:53:00.000-04:00

Well . . . . kinda. Just watch it. Fucking hilarious.

Tap That Ass

2004-07-30T08:42:00.000-04:00

From my friend Joey, a new drink to try this weekend. If a "Tap That Ass" doesn't sound appealing, you might want to try one of these drinks also available.

1. A Piece of Ass
2. Ass
3. Bohemian Bad Ass
4. Duck's Ass
5. Fuzzy Ass
6. Hairy Ass
7. Horse's Ass
8. Kick Yer Ass Sas
9. Off Your Ass In A Glass
10. On My Ass
11. Shake That Ass
12. Wild Ass Indian"

The newest Viking

2004-07-29T13:49:00.000-04:00

You probably have heard about this already, but the best team in the NFL just got better. The Vikings have signed former professional wrestler Brock Lesnar. Apparently, Lesnar is going to be training camp roomates with Chris Hovan. Hopefully, Lesnar can teach Hovan how to wrestle. For all of the haters who want to dismiss him, consider that he is 6-foot-3, 290-pounds, benches 475 lbs., squats 695 lbs., runs a 4.7 40 and has a 35 inch vertical leap. He also won an NCAA championship in "real" wrestling. I see an F5 in Brett Farve's future.

Mmmmm. . . . Smarty Jones

2004-07-29T11:49:00.000-04:00

Those wacky Japanese. Forget strawberry, chocolate, and vanilla. If you really want to satisfy your ice cream urges, you should try horse flesh. According to this purveyor, it even includes hunks of raw horse meat.
Yummy!!!

No reason left to watch the convention.

2004-07-29T09:58:00.000-04:00

According to Defamer, Triumph was tossed from DNC. Apparently Triumph was there shooting a new doucmentary. If you don't know who Triumph is, then recognize fool.

Coincidence? I think not...

2004-07-29T09:08:00.000-04:00

I think I can guess the political affiliations of this local area newspaper....

Munchie Mania!!!!

2004-07-27T15:47:00.000-04:00

Ever been too "out of it" to leave the house, yet have a strangling craving for your favorite fast food? Now you can make it at home!

The Best Dog in the world

2004-07-27T15:16:00.000-04:00

It's greasy, cheesy and spicy. View the nutrional info at your own risk.

You Have Bad Taste In Music!

2004-07-26T22:20:00.000-04:00

Something I've thought about doing for some time. Glad someone has taken the initiative. http://www.youhavebadtasteinmusic.com

Save the Chili Cheese!

2004-07-26T16:15:00.000-04:00

A website devoted to saving a personal favorite of mine, the Taco Bell Chili Cheese Burrito (properly know as the Chilito.) Are they serious?

As serious as the heart attack you will get from eating a Chili Cheese Burrito. Seriously though, we're serious. The Chili Cheese Burrito is the birthright of every Mexican fast-food restaurant patron.

Man Gesturing at Trains

2004-07-26T13:42:00.000-04:00

Wheelchair bound man, making obscene gestures at trains, gets too close and the train exacts some revenge.

Drug Tax Stamp

2004-07-23T15:16:00.000-04:00

Ok. Let me get this straight. It is illegal to sell drugs, but if you do, then the state of Kansas still wants their cut. As far as I can tell this is real, and the craziest fucking thing I have ever heard.

For Sale on Ebay

2004-07-21T09:07:00.000-04:00

For just two dollars, you too can be disgusted by pictures of Billie Simpson "Drunk Armless Midget"

Bull Balls

2004-07-21T08:44:00.000-04:00

Testicles . . . . for your truck. Classy.

Poop Report

2004-07-20T16:36:00.000-04:00

I am surprised that it took a whole month for this site to resort to blatant potty humor. Some really funny stories about growing tails.

Santo Gold

2004-07-19T13:14:00.000-04:00

Santo Gold was brought to my attention by a friend of mine who was actually fortunate enough to see the original informercial.
Santo Gold was a bizarre, poorly made infomercial that ran constantly on late night TV across America in the late 80s. Hawking what looked to be low quality jewelry, Santo Gold's awkward writing and patently ridiculous claims have made it one of the more infamous examples of the neglected infomercial genre. Adding to its surreal nature, Santo Gold also hyped Blood Circus, quite possibly the world's only "supersonic spacewrastlin' movie," a pet project of the shadowy figure behind it all, Santo Rigatuso.

Info about Santo Gold can be found here (be sure to check out the theme song), and here. Thanks to Rob Williams for the tip.

Rainbow Primates

2004-07-16T15:35:00.000-04:00

I guess this finally answers the age old question, "How much whould (sic) a monkey cost?" About $3500 hundred dollars. That is one pricey poo flinger.

Speaking of monkeys, I am sure you have seen Hot or Not, but have you ever seen Monkey Hot or Not?

Build A General Lee!

2004-07-15T17:34:00.000-04:00

Decals, rollbars, vanity plates. Everything you need to build your own General Lee!

Pack your Bags! We're Headed to Berlin in 2005!

2004-07-15T17:15:00.000-04:00

Because who WOULDN'T want to see the World Beard and Moustache Championships?

Just look at all of the excitement that took place last November: WBMC 2003

MMmmmmm....I can smell all of the hairproducts already...

Miss Georgia Sex Offenders 2004 Pageant

2004-07-15T15:26:00.001-04:00

I am not certain that they held a pageant, but these are all real sex offenders incarcerated in the state of Georgia. My favorite is the shot of Jodi Deann Martin, who was apparently booked in her work uniform.

Bang!

2004-07-14T11:56:00.000-04:00

This is the stupidest thing I have ever seen anyone do. Seriously.

Bonsai Potato

2004-07-14T11:48:00.000-04:00

Even Mr. Miagi would be impressed with this. The Art of the Bonsai Potato.

SAYONARA FOR AWHILE

2004-07-13T22:50:00.000-04:00

Well, kids, it's offffff to serious work for a bit for me. I am trapped at another desk doing three people's job and with no internet. So as I toil endlessly in the name of "making progress everyday" (an actual Verizon slogan), pardon me for not being more participatory. In the meanwhile, here's a tidbit. Lots of good stuff, a bit of a pain in the ass to navigate, but...tar's gold in them there hills, my friends.

Please keep me in your prayers.

New Study reports PolyPlay 10x better then PS2

2004-07-13T16:49:00.000-04:00

BBC - Wiltshire - Features - Fancy a game, comrade?: "XBox, PS2, Game Cube, now Poly Play"

Don't Fuck with Buzz Aldrin

2004-07-13T15:05:00.000-04:00

A short film of Buzz Aldrin decking someone that questioned the authenticity of his moon landing.

Rock, Paper, Saddam!

2004-07-13T12:13:00.000-04:00

I have seen this in about a thousand different places now, but if you haven't you should check it out.

BTW - Tiger Hand beats paper. Like totally beats paper. Always.

They just keep giving.

2004-07-13T12:08:00.000-04:00

Slipknot's music isn't just shitty and disturbing, apparently it is also educational.

Slipknot could have just as easily named their forthcoming single 'Bright Red,' but that wouldn't have been very Corey Taylor.

Instead, Taylor, who is prone to peppering polysyllabic quatrains throughout his songs, titled the song that's expected to surface at radio next month "Vermillion," which essentially means the same thing.

Weezy Movin on Up.

2004-07-13T10:08:00.000-04:00

Who will keep George in check now?

Buzz Around Town....

2004-07-12T16:44:00.000-04:00

Apparently there are lots of worries surrounding the upcoming election, and it is NOT just who to vote for....

Postpone the Election?

New Catholic Times: Pope fears Bush is antichrist, journalist contends - Church - journalist Wayne Madsden - Brief Article (Something for Doug)

2004-07-12T15:21:00.000-04:00

New Catholic Times: Pope fears Bush is antichrist, journalist contends - Church - journalist Wayne Madsden - Brief Article: "Pope fears Bush is antichrist, journalist contends - Church - journalist Wayne Madsden - Brief Article New Catholic Times, May 18, 2003WASHINGTON DC -- According to freelance jo"

Ch - Ch

2004-07-09T16:31:00.000-04:00

I originally heard about this on the Bob and Tom show driving to work one day. For some reason, reading the descriptions of the sounds that were made (as recorded in a legal document) is better than actually hearing them.

Can't tease a black girl!!!

2004-07-09T13:40:00.000-04:00

buuuuuuut, if she's white it's o.k. Gotta love California and the NAACP. Down toward the bottom...."Democratic state Assemblyman Mervyn Dymally, who had scheduled a protest by civil rights organizations, canceled the demonstration after an apparent mix-up over the girl's racial background."

Check it.

If we could just harness that power for good!

2004-07-09T13:20:00.000-04:00

This guy's gotta be some sort of an anti-hero. Just think of the presence of mind, conviction, ability to multi-task!!!

Using the Marcy issued "One free Bush bash " coupon

2004-07-09T13:08:00.000-04:00

That's it, nothing more.

Your own personal Jesus

2004-07-09T12:23:00.000-04:00

Now you can really play God...

Airtoons

2004-07-09T12:18:00.000-04:00

Alternate captions for airplane safety manuals.
Some pretty funny shit.

Black People Love Us!

2004-07-09T11:41:00.000-04:00

If only we could all be as popular Sally and Johnny. Black people love them!!! Pretty funny site, be sure to check out some of the interior pages.

FREE TICKETS HERE

2004-07-09T10:13:00.000-04:00

Just a note to any central Virginians. I won two tickets to any of the summer music festivals on Fredericksburg's WWUZ 96.9 classic rock station. Since I'm waaay down in the sticks in BUMPASS, I ain't gonna make it. The festivals are various types of music, Celtic, Cajun, etc. so if ya want 'em post a comment with your handle and I'll hook you up.

BTW, I had to name the song and artist by the lyric, "Shakin' so much with yearning. The feel of your touch gives me fright." Easy peasy...

Food of the Gods

2004-07-09T09:54:00.000-04:00

Anybody that knows me knows that this is sacred text.

Crossballs

2004-07-09T09:10:00.000-04:00

There is a funny new show on Comedy Central called Crossballs The show pretends to be a news debate format (like Crossfire or Hardball), but in actuality:

Crossballs pits real experts against comedians pretending to be experts! Heated arguments, name-calling and threats ensue as the comedians push the limits, infuriating both the experts and the unsuspecting audience.

I watched a little last night and it was pretty amusing. One of the comedians on the show is Matt Besser from the Upright Citizens Brigade. You may remember him better as Little Donny.

Anchorman

2004-07-09T09:02:00.000-04:00

The day has finally arrived for Anchorman. Not to sure if I will make it out today, but it is at the top of my priority list. Will Farrell makes me laugh in anything he does.

Dead or Alive?

2004-07-08T13:46:00.000-04:00

I was having a discussion with a friend the other evening regarding whether or not a particular actor was alive or dead. I was certain that my good friend the internet had the answer. Low and behold, I was able to find a site capable of clarifying such morbid matters. They even had the actor in question, Peter Graves. Rest easy Buckley. While his career may be deader than JFK Jr., Mr. Graves isn't taking a dirt nap yet.

One Hit Wonder Central

2004-07-08T12:24:00.000-04:00

Pretty cool site detailing hundreds of one hit wonders. In addtition to artist profiles broken down by decade, there are forums, and even polls that allow you to answer such complelling questions as: Who deservered more than one hit? A.) 4 Non Blondes B.) Deep Blue Something C.) Chumbawumba D.) Semisonic or E.) The Divinyls. (FYI - 4 Non Blondes is currently in the lead, a gross miscarriage of justice if you have ever listened to Tub Thumping)

Couple's concrete pigs stolen!

2004-07-08T11:04:00.000-04:00

Only in Tennessee would this be news. Two ears of corn and a ripe mango don't seem like that steep a price to pay, but I understand that people from the US don't negotiate with terrorists.

To Jeremy:

2004-07-07T22:36:00.000-04:00

The Breeze on Richmond.com

2004-07-07T22:34:00.000-04:00

To prove our significance (to at least myself), Richmond.com has listed our show on Friday, July 9.

Hope to see yall there!

Mozilla, Opera, Netscape. . . .

2004-07-07T14:16:00.000-04:00

Anything but Internet Explorer.

Not convinced? Read this, or this. Better yet, just ask Juniper how his computer is doing today.

Our Best Shot

2004-07-07T12:25:00.000-04:00

Training for the games in Athens. This guy might not seem like an Olympic diver, but he is more prepared for the Olympics than Greece.

Would you eat them with a goat?

2004-07-07T10:21:00.000-04:00

A potential cure for our dear friend's bananaphobia (the actual scientific name for his malady).

Shots Anyone?

2004-07-07T09:34:00.000-04:00

This is the site for the photographer that shot the wedding I went to last weekend. He is a good friend, and his site shows off some of his amazing work. Enjoy.

Wish I'd Thought of That....

2004-07-06T23:41:00.000-04:00

A Cheese Filtered Cigarette?

And doesn't everyone wonder how much gas a cow emits?

And this is certainly the best way to catch a duck I've ever seen....

Fireworks

2004-07-06T15:58:00.000-04:00

God Bless America

Hall of Douchebags

2004-07-06T10:24:00.000-04:00

Marcy's previous post is the perfect segway to the Rock And Roll Hall of Douchebags. Just kidding Buckley, The Breeze would never make the cut for this site.

GRATUITOUS SELF-ADVERTISEMENT

2004-07-06T08:03:00.000-04:00

My band, The Breeze will be playing at Chopstix this Friday about 10 or 11. I hope someone will come out. We have to charge two bucks to make the guy's frikkin' minimum, so come on out!! We're incredible. Really. It'll be great.

Michael Moore is a big fat stupid white man

2004-07-01T14:05:00.000-04:00

Hear, here.

Nutritional Paranoia

2004-07-01T13:14:00.000-04:00

Just click on a link to view the nutritional info on any of your favorite fast food meals.

Terra Cotta kicks ass!

2004-07-01T12:03:00.000-04:00

Some great photos , but my favorite is the one with the caption that reads, "Two monks debate. "Clearly the Enterprise could defeat the Death Star! Captain Kirk always wins!"

Duck and Cover

2004-07-01T11:41:00.000-04:00

This isn't that impressive save for the part where the elder tells the children to "get down" as impending doom advances. Might take a few minutes to download...

A "must see"

2004-07-01T11:25:00.000-04:00

This is so bizarre that it's worthy of note. It's somewhat of a mediocre review of an epic film.

How sweet it was. (Or must have been.)

2004-07-01T08:31:00.000-04:00

You may have heard of the latest underage sex scandal. But I've never seen one quite like this, where the female is as attractive (though quite a bit white trashy). And I bet you haven't read the police report. My god, it is fascinating. You must read the entire written report. Hmmm, I wonder what ethnic origin the unnamed minor was? This girl was quite recently married! (Her wedding photos are on some poor photographer's site that is 'temporarily down for repairs' - he just got more publicity than he could have possibly asked for.)It must have been HUGE.

OMG! It's here...it's really here!!!

2004-06-30T17:41:00.000-04:00

The ultimate beverage!

Top 100 Wonders of the World

2004-06-30T11:28:00.000-04:00

Here's an interesting site for your perusal.

Bloodletting is not dead

2004-06-30T10:48:00.000-04:00

I had heard that this was being revisited, but this is the first actual case I've seen. Those pesky Anglo-Saxons weren't as ignorant as it might seem!

Well, only five more....

2004-06-30T07:40:00.000-04:00

Two of which I'll be at, with luck. I hate to reveal my heady tendencies on this blog, but there they are. Phish is almost over, and I wanted to pass along this link to Jesse Jarnow's reviews of every show so far. Jarnow writes for Rolling Stone, but he is a true headie, and formerly a Relix writer. He writes lucidly and with much depth about this difficult to objectively assess band and those moments in each show that most fail to rethink, or even remember. I just read each and every one, and it was quite informative ...especially about a topic I wasnt so sure I wanted to hear much more about until I experienced it one last time for myself.

Homemade Explosives

2004-06-29T14:45:00.000-04:00

I am outta here for my sister-in-law's wedding. Have a great 4th of July. Glorify our great nation by blowing some shit up. (Preferably fireworks and not your house, place of employment, post office, favorite pet, etc.) See you on the 6th.

Respect

2004-06-29T12:50:00.000-04:00

I cannot think of a better way to immortalize Tupac, Biggie, and Eazy-E than a Pez dispenser in their likeness. The people at Pez Inc. are so ignorant.

Wichita Represents

2004-06-29T12:22:00.000-04:00

Wiggaz.com. Your online source for wiggers, wiggaz, white gangsters and more.

Best TV Pilot that was never picked up

2004-06-29T10:20:00.000-04:00

Jack Black and Ben Stiller with Black playing the smartest man in the universe It's a 300MB download which I'll try to grab after hours. 5:24PM EDT GOT IT!!!! 3 MPG'S AWESOME QUALITY, WATCHING NOW!!! STARTS WITH STILLER BASHING FOX FOR DUMPING IT. AWESOME! AWESOME! AWESOME!

Winnebago Man

2004-06-29T09:24:00.000-04:00

This will take a little while to load, but is definitely worth the wait. These are outtakes from a informational movie about Winnebagos. Sounds pretty benign, but I guarantee that you will love the Winnebago Man You must have the sound turned up, but exercise caution at work.

I felt I needed to know a bit more.

2004-06-29T07:36:00.000-04:00

These items are rare, and many believe they don't exist in any form, but they do, my friend, they do. Now you can know more too. What blessings the internet bestows upon us daily.

Online Korean beatnik bebop poetry

2004-06-28T17:46:00.000-04:00

I believe Leonard's term 'Jaspy' would aptly describe this, however, clarification on the term would be appreciated. The going theory is that Jaspy is somewhere between Ashy and Classy.